I take a selfie with no shirt on after eating a Buc-ee's brisket sandwich in the car. Buc-ee's has no dining areas inside or outside of their stores, and so Elyse and I ate our sandwiches in the car in their parking lot. The brisket sandwich that I had did not look like it would be a neat affair, especially when eating it on the dashboard of the car, so I took my shirt off so that if any food got away, it would land on my chest and not stain my shirt. I ate the sandwich with a fork, and was still pretty neat about it. Only one bit of brisket got away, and let it be known that messy brisket knows how to find your clothes. I may not have gotten any on my shirt, but it found my pants (figures).
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